it may look like im simply digging holes in the yard, but there's more to it than that. im also hunting for bugs to eat. August 25, 2026 >
dear humans- please be extra careful not to knock things off of tables. its loud and scary and dont you have thumbs? August 14, 2026 >
have you considered that sometimes, a good thing for your heart might be a trip to Chattanooga? July 31, 2026 >
im a little bit of a princess when it comes to getting my paws wet. per happenstance. July 26, 2026 >
in the summer everything is nice and sunny and then when you least expect it! a thunderboomer. July 19, 2026 >
maturity is seeing the chicken run, but choosing not to chase it. because its too hot outside to chase things right now. July 02, 2026 >
for the people who live in apartments, tomorrow a new building may go up. and then your view is someone's living room. thats scary. June 07, 2026 >
today was my birthday. i went to lowes and sniffed the flowers, then went to a city park, then came home and ate watermelon. May 30, 2026 >
if all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops, they would stick to my fur and i would eat them at my leisure May 24, 2026 >
i gave mother a mothers day card with a golden retriever on it. im not one, but i love her just as much as a golden retriever would. May 10, 2026 >
im aware of where my snout is at all times. thats how come i can catch treats out of the air. April 29, 2026 >
if someone dropped something in a parking lot, and it smells like it would be good to eat... is it not fair game? April 22, 2026 >
there was mud in my nostril from digging but i didnt need to get dressed for anything today, so i left it April 17, 2026 >
i had 'watermelon eyes' last night- that's what mother called it when i went crazy over watermelon April 13, 2026 >