today was my birthday. i went to lowes and sniffed the flowers, then went to a city park, then came home and ate watermelon. May 30, 2026 >
if all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops, they would stick to my fur and i would eat them at my leisure May 24, 2026 >
i gave mother a mothers day card with a golden retriever on it. im not one, but i love her just as much as a golden retriever would. May 10, 2026 >