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im aware of where my snout is at all times. thats how come i can catch treats out of the air.

if someone dropped something in a parking lot, and it smells like it would be good to eat... is it not fair game?

there was mud in my nostril from digging but i didnt need to get dressed for anything today, so i left it

i had 'watermelon eyes' last night- that's what mother called it when i went crazy over watermelon

when a herd of dogs is running at you... is that a stampoodle?

sometimes the pollen smells like flowers, sometimes it smells yucko

im getting my pilots license! april fools!!!!