God did not give me articulate fingers because its up to humans to scratch me properly October 13, 2026 >
it may look like im simply digging holes in the yard, but there's more to it than that. im also hunting for bugs to eat. August 25, 2026 >
dear humans- please be extra careful not to knock things off of tables. its loud and scary and dont you have thumbs? August 14, 2026 >
have you considered that sometimes, a good thing for your heart might be a trip to Chattanooga? July 31, 2026 >
im a little bit of a princess when it comes to getting my paws wet. per happenstance. July 26, 2026 >
in the summer everything is nice and sunny and then when you least expect it! a thunderboomer. July 19, 2026 >