if all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops, they would stick to my fur and i would eat them at my leisure May 24, 2026 >
i gave mother a mothers day card with a golden retriever on it. im not one, but i love her just as much as a golden retriever would. May 10, 2026 >
im aware of where my snout is at all times. thats how come i can catch treats out of the air. April 29, 2026 >
if someone dropped something in a parking lot, and it smells like it would be good to eat... is it not fair game? April 22, 2026 >
there was mud in my nostril from digging but i didnt need to get dressed for anything today, so i left it April 17, 2026 >
i had 'watermelon eyes' last night- that's what mother called it when i went crazy over watermelon April 13, 2026 >