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i use the bathroom outside, i get a treat. this is the agreement we established with a firm handshake.

 

at Christmas time, here's how to tell the real deer from fake deer: real deer don't glow.

 

i have some time off work to blog more. have you noticed??

 

you don't have to "give" me your mcRib. suppose it just fell on the floor and i cleaned it up.

 

i just realized when i go to the beach i should probaby be wearing a bitini

 

the ball in the hall is a game where you smack the ball and treats come out. it does not always stay in the hall.

 

i have a confession. i steal dryer sheets from the laundry.