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i dont know how the roomba works and i dont want to know

 
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you know whats scary? things that fall off tables. why cant everything float??

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i am working with father this week in his office. we work very hard together.

 
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im not allowed to kiss an alligator. i dont want to, but im still not allowed.

 
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dont people eat nuts on cereal? then why cant i eat the ones i find in the yard?

 
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april fools! im an apricot.

 
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