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the order of things: potty, food, water, potty, bed. no waiting. now please.

 
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i don't eat the cat even though i could

 
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nothing better than two treats. i tricked the humans into giving me two, but i forget what i did

 
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if it's on the ground i eat it

 
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i bark at that man who always comes to the door- he gets scared and drops the box he was carrying

 
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my sister rosie's food looks and smells just like mine but it tastes so much better

 
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mother and father sometimes call me a bear- am I a bear? or a dog?

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